1. The best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. Bad decisions make good stories.
4. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
5. Sometimes, I watch movies that i watched when i was younger and suddenly realize i had no idea what the heck was going when i first saw them.
6. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
7. Sometimes i look down to my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
8. when i can't find something, my mind goes for a millisecon "no problem. i'll just make a beep". "oh, wait..."
